“close enough”

- anyone who’s ever tried to even out their eyeliner. (via lo-vedove)

(Source: beavisandsluthead, via fuckyeahmake-up)

No Sew Tutu

Getting ready for my birthday celebration. #festivefriday
Lately I’ve been obsessed on watching YouTube tutorials. This is the result of my first #DIY attempt. Next project: Fubsy Boots.

Supporting the Arts & My Brother

K-M Drama presents Moliere’s TARTUFFE on May 9-12th at 7pm.  Tickets available at the door.  Students with ASB $6.  Adults $8.

Tartuffe, a classic French Farce, tells the story of a father who thinks his family is losing its moral and ethical character.  In an effort to aid his family, he invites the strict religious counselor Tartuffe to help his family lead a more devoted and religious life.  Unfortunately for the father, Tartuffe is not who he claims to be and creates a huge mess for the family.  It is the untangling of this mess that will leave the audience laughing in the aisle.

Kent-Meridian
Performing Arts Center

Freudian Slip.

Two men are talking in the bar sharing their sob stories.

One man says, “I had the worst Freudian Slip the other day.” 

The other man responds, “What is a Freudian Slip?”

“You know, it’s when you mean to say one thing, but you say something else that reveals what you are really thinking about. Like the other day I was at the airport and this really beautiful lady was helping me. Instead of asking her for ‘two tickets to Pittsburgh’, I asked her for ‘to Pickets to Tittsburgh’.”

The second man replies, “Oh, now I know what you are talking about. It’s like the other day when I was having breakfast with my wife. I wanted her to pass me the orange juice, and instead I said, ‘YOU RUINED MY LIFE!’”

okashiitees:

steveisoncrack:

I love Dwight.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. 

(Source: 20--something, via madokameguka)

“Yes, I was infatuated with you: I am still. No one has ever heightened such a keen capacity of physical sensation in me. I cut you out because I couldn’t stand being a passing fancy. Before I give my body, I must give my thoughts, my mind, my dreams. And you weren’t having any of those.”

- Sylvia Plath 

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Spell-check Yourself

Make note: grammar counts.

Good morning is not the same as good m-o-u-r-n-i-n-g.

Potential suitors, I will give the benefit of the doubt due to auto-correct user error, but when the trend is consistent.. we’re just not meant to be.

#onedatewonders

ps. y-o-u-r = your. you’re = you are

Treat me right <3

HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN: Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. ROMANCE her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

HOW TO TREAT A MAN: Show up naked. Bring pizza & margaritas. Don’t block the TV, Football’s on!!!!!!!

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